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Stupid shit heard (mostly) around the Space Tiki Lounge


Scott: "A 19 year old is just a 16 year old who can get away with more shit."


Chris: "I've been working on it all day but I can't get the damn thing up."


Chris: "I mean legal in all fifty states."
Scott: "I only need one."


Chris: "Your mind is just a fucking garage sale, isn't it?"


Bryan: "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."


Chris: "I'd regulate her right in the ass."


Scott: "I'll make a mental note to follow up on that after I'm done psychically MOLESTING this picture."


Chris: "Sometimes you really make me regret asking you shit."


Scott: "We're gonna' need some hookers and an eggbeater."


Chris: "Dude, they'd screw over innocent chipmunks for a few extra bucks."


Scott: Jesus man, all I want is a goddamned phone with text messaging. How hard can that be? No I would not like a fucking electric egg peeler.

Chris: My phone cooks the eggs and then peels them. Quite handy.

Scott: Great. If our phones fuck we can have breakfast.


Scott: "Taking acid is like... jiggling the VGA cable of reality."


Scott: Aha! I outsmarted myself!

Chris: Once again.... I am no match for ME.

Chris: So... I meet again.


Scott: "Oh yeah. I forgot we don't live in a sci-fi movie."


Scott: "Dude, that's like handing out fucking Death Stars one month at the Welfare office instead of checks. That's how much damage you just did."


Chris (looking at the oven): "Huh. It feels later than that."

Scott: "That's the temperature, Dude."


Chris: "If it has an ass, Hollywood will screw it." - in reference to the movie "Pearl Harbor" vs. actual history


Chris: "Yeah, that would be great if we lived in a country with no cops."


Chris: "You look like a cat tryin' to take a sock off."


Me: "Oh wait, my computer's not voice activated."


Me: "Dude, you realize how fucking pretentious my web site sounds?"

Chris: "Yeah, we both know you're an arrogant prick. So what?"